Category Archives: Cranky mommy blogger

Don’t Let it Go to Your Head

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

If my 8-year-old had to derive her sense of self strictly from the public recognition she received last week, she’d be insufferable. Good thing she’s got me to keep things in perspective. First, she was asked  to sign the Principal’s … Continue reading →

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June is the Cruelest Month

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

December has always been my least favorite month, but June is now running a close second. The things that I despise about December–the stressing over gifts, the relentless parties, the overeating and drinking, the looming stretch of school vacation–have come … Continue reading →

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Can We Be Friends?

Posted on May 31, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

When my oldest daughter started preschool 14 years ago, I was antsy, pregnant and desperate to connect with other women. But friendship among mothers, as I quickly learned, is built on much more than shared experiences; it requires a similar … Continue reading →

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Who’s the Child Here?

Posted on May 26, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

My 8-year-old was watching the “American Idol” finale in my bedroom when I walked in to put away some clothes. “Can you please leave?” she asked. Apparently she planned to dance around, and my presence was inhibiting. I refused: “It’s … Continue reading →

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When the Enabler Goes Away on Girls’ Weekend

Posted on May 10, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

I don’t expect anyone to weep for me, but I am preparing to go away on a girls’ weekend, and it is hell. First, I have to leave the house in relatively good order: laundry done, refrigerator stocked, sports uniforms … Continue reading →

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If You’ve Never Said This, You’re Lying

Posted on May 8, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

This is the children’s book I would write if I could write children’s books. Indeed, it’s eerie how the author, Adam Mansbach, seems to have been hiding under the crib in my son’s room 12 years ago… Check it out … Continue reading →

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Why Goldfish are the Worst Pets in the World

Posted on May 5, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

Poor Thunder. S/he lived but two days in a shiny glass bowl in our laundry room. My eight-year-old, already wise to the whims of  goldfish life, was adamant that he not reside in her room so she didn’t have to … Continue reading →

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Yard Work is No Picnic

Posted on May 2, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

When my husband announced Saturday morning that he was going to refinish the picnic table this weekend, I did not have high hopes. For one thing, I didn’t even know the picnic table needed refinishing, which meant that this was … Continue reading →

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A Jewish Easter

Posted on April 24, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

When I married an atheist 17 years ago, I never imagined an Easter like this: 12:15 a.m. Husband retrieves CVS bags from car. For the first time in our marriage, they are filled with candy and plastic eggs, to appease … Continue reading →

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Nightmare at the American Girl Doll Store

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Susan H. Greenberg

I very nearly made it through parenthood without ever setting foot in an American Girl Doll store. My mother took my oldest daughter when she was 5 or 6, indulging her with a tea-party lunch and matching blue silk pajamas … Continue reading →

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